sirtroyofbaker:

balalaikaboss:

ejacutastic:

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT
WITH ITS EYE OF COAL 
SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE 
AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

modmad:

Bipper for first inktober! Gold ink is the best.

Yes I know I’m super late starting but I’ll see if I can catch up

schmablemabel:

I love all of you cuties to bits and pieces so I wanted to do a little follower giveaway thing to show my appreciation! 

▲Rules

  • must be following me (I wanna build an adorable army!)
  • must be 18+ or have your parent’s permission
  • must be willing to give me your address
  • likes don’t count, but feel free to use them as a bookmark
  • reblog as much as you want but please don’t spam anyone!
  • the giveaway ends November 3rd since that’s my birthday!

Prizes!!! (aka the part you really care about)▲

  • a small bill cipher plush (about 8 inches tall), handmade by me
  • a felt patch of a Mabel sweater design of your choice (there’s a list here)
  • a doodle and handwritten letter
  • some stickers and candy probably??? 

Other important stuff!!

  • I will ship internationally so don’t worry about that
  • the winner will be chosen with a random number generator
  • giveaway blogs don’t count! and I WILL check
  • the adorable bill n mabel pixels in the banner were not made by me, those are from here and here
  • if you wanna also follow me on my main, please feel free
  • if you wanna skip playing chance, I sell Bill Cipher plushies on my storenvy, here!

Good luck to everyone and thank you all so much once again for being the best friends a gal could ask for! ♡♡♡

greatestgreatuncle:

schmablemabel:

I’m pretty sure this is actually some sorta dream and I’m gonna wake up soon but wow. W O W. It’s been a little over a year since I created this blog and you all make me so darn happy!! I would not be the person I am today without all your support and kindness, so this is a little way of saying thank you! It’s about time I did one of these things.

THE ONES THAT STARTED IT ALL

★ bill-is-watching: I know you don’t update anymore but you get a special mention because I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t have started this blog if you hadn’t been the funniest Bill ever. 

the-universe-is-a-hologram/gideon-pxnes: If it wasn’t for you I probably wouldn’t have gotten back into roleplaying!! You were my first Bill and got me to ship MaBill and I am so, so happy we met.

mysterytwindipper: You were the first person I ever met with the same birthday as me, and if that isn’t a weird coincidence, idk what is! I miss you and our dorky picture roleplays!!

babcockon: Best Norman? Best Norman. You always inspire me and I love the little drabble prompts you throw at me. Plus you always know how to cheer a gal up.

<mysterious-dipper-pines: You are the absolute cutest. SOMEDAY WE WILL MEET IRL, I PROMISE. 

lydiagleeful: Lyds! We barely talk anymore which is totally lame but you’ve always been a real great buddy. Even if we used to fight over Bill. ;P

gideon-child-psychic: Rose!! I know you’re on hiatus but I can’t leave you outta this. You made me like Gideon way more than originally intended.

descendantofthefounder: Bruna, my darling. Roleplaying with you is an honor. I don’t care what you say, you’re adorable ans the absolute sweetest ever.

sixfingerednerd/thaumatergeofthemind: I know we’ve only recently started roleplaying for realsies, but you’ve been my friend on tumblr for what feels like decades. You’re so good at writing though, holy crap. 

eyepaintformen/ thatwhichisbill /stuckonlamepatrol: I know you dorks IRL but you all deserve a mention because you’ve stuck with me and given me the best support I could ever ask for through all of this nonsense that has been the past couple years. 

SUPREME DORKS (aka my favorite people to interact with, even if it’s only been once)

ask-irl-older-dipperpines greatestgreatuncle futurelyinclined sawrydood stanfordspines lumberjackprvncess lxttledipper dapperpines  twofacedtriangle  vesstthetaquel guardianoffrost

EVEN MORE CUTIE PIES (aka we haven’t ever interacted but your presence on my dashboard is very appreciated!! also I’m like, totally too shy to talk to you all because wow you’re amazing)

4skbillcipher ask—bipper conetl badxritual stxnford lookaturkey demontriangle thealphapine thepinesmarionette ciphxr purplehairandgranitephone 30yearslost the-dapper-doll  slxnderman magistersomnium littlekeycode

If you’re not on here, don’t worry about it! There’s so many of you now I apologize if I forget anyone important, but you’re all really special to me and I love you all to bits and tiny pieces. ♡♡♡

((Aw thanks! We should totally rp again sometime soon, it’s been ages since I’ve interacted with you, and I’ve been wanting to do something with a Mabel lately.))

licorickblack whispered: "Hi, welcome to my cousin's licorice farm!" Rick waved at the newcomer from his porch.

Dipper looked to see someone waving in the distance, he cautiously walked over to the porch where the stranger was sitting. 

"H-hey" Dipper said sounding rater shy "My name is Dipper Pines and I think i’m lost".

There has never been a licorice farm in gravity falls dipper thought to himself, lets hope we can get some answers from this friendly stranger.

debosaurus:

manicpixiedreamskrillex:

trying-to-hide-the-pain:

cartgirl:

ohhhimjustagirl:

thinspocean:

still-moving-on:

m-isguidedghos-t:

Boys don’t understand the horrible view girls have of themselves

AMEN

Literally fml

I’ll always reblog this I think

I should show this to guys when they make comments.

no you dont understand how fucking accurate this is. 

The view if myself is the view that is the chub jest on my entire body

THE FACT THAT THIS IS CONCIDERED A AFUCKING HORRIBLE VIEW OF HOW GIRLS SEE THEMSELVES PISSES ME OFF AND MAKES ME WANT TO STAB MY BED OKAY

LADIES

LISTEN TO ME

YOU ARE FIRECRACKERS

YOU ARE A BLIZZARD

YOU ARE AN APOCALYPSE OF LOVE AND RAGE

YOU ARE NOT AND SHOULD NEVER BE DUMBED DOWN TO WHAT YOUR GODDAMN PERCENTAGE OF FAT TO MUSCLE IS 

YOU ARE BROKEN BONES AND SCRAPED KNEES AND THROATED SCREAMS AND YOU 

ARE

BEAUTIFUL

IF YOU LOOK LIKE THIS, YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL

IF YOU DON’T LOOK LIKE THIS, YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL

IF YOU THINK YOU LOOK LIKE THIS, YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL 

I AM SICK AND FUCKING TIRED OF SEEING WONDERFUL, SMART, TALENTED, WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL GIRLS HATING THEMSELVES BECAUSE OF AN UNREALISTIC EXPECTATION SET ON THEM AT A YOUNG AGE

YOU ARE PERFECT THE WAY YOU ARE

OWN IT

I’ve reblogged this before but I never saw that comment and I’m actually crying omg

darning-socks:

You’re allowed to be sad, but please don’t think that nobody loves you.

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